Squeezing The Bag

When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.

Dude, you’re out of box wine!
Worry not, mi amigo, open the box and start squeezing the bag.

by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022

squeeze up bra

it doesn't make sense to call a push up bra a PUSH up bra, cause it squeezes them together not pushes, so its squeeze up bra now.

'Omg jessica lets go squeeze up bra shopping!'

by imcoolerthanyoi June 7, 2022

squezzy

When an exam was easy and comfortable.

The exam was squezzy

by cr3d1t June 10, 2022

squeeze your neck

To hug

Momma: Come here boy, let me squeeze your neck!

Son: gone'head momma I'm too big to be hugging in front of my friends

by SLIQUERick June 16, 2022

Squeezejuice

A very cute type animal, often kept as a pet.

A Squeezejuice is a very small animal, and always very hungry.

by My per squeezejuice. June 17, 2022

Squeezed Caprisun

When a dude has a lot of sex with different women, and cannot bust anymore.

Person 1: Did you hear how many girls Mike slept with?
Person 2: Yeah I did, his dick is a squeezed caprisun.

by Mr.Unfunnyman July 2, 2022

squeeze a gay

Something you can do to your gay friend if they need it

Me:*exists*
Jo:*squeeze a gay*

by raybeez July 6, 2022