mayo slider

When one guy jacks off and cums on the other guy's dick for lubrication during anal sex.

Tony forgot the lube so I gave him a mayo slider instead.

by Beckett101 October 17, 2010

greasy slider

That untimely irritating dump you have to take immediately following getting out of the shower.

I would rather take a dump before I get a shower because I hate dropping a "greasy slider" after a shower.

by happy diver March 23, 2011

two sider

A woman who looks hot as fuck from behind, but when you see the front she's ugly as fuck.

Kinda like a butter face but you can say this in front of the person.

damn did you see that chicks ass she's hot! Nah man she's a two sider.

by ChiekKief May 27, 2014

underhand slider

The action of female grasping to line up the penis for proper angle of penetration prior to intercourse; woman on bottom. Most common when a guy (freehanded) rubs the head of his penis around the pussy lips and doesn't insert; frustrated the female will grasp the dick with a underhand grip and slid it in. The man will immediately feel gratified as the woman was unable to hold out any longer and executed penetration. Excellence is measured when a woman who plays extremely hard to get gives an "underhand slider".

Matt: Last night I was messing around with Tiffany and to my surprise she gave me an "underhand slider"! I was teasing the shit out of her and making her quiver...she couldn't take it and underhand slid it in.
Zak: Those are the best.....Kristen holds out and acts like she doesn't want it but I get an "underhanded slider" nightly.
Jimmy: I get underhanded by Sam all the time....she love the dick!
All: HAHAHA

by Nomad Giz January 26, 2016

Cum slider

Someone who proceedes to ejaculate in a guys ass and then slide his dick out with the cum on it.

"Oh good lord Jerry, your such a good cum slider !"

by Thiccqq boi June 2, 2018

Gnarly Death Spider

A Scary Ass Creatures. O_O that is gone beyond radical, beyond extreme, is balls out danger, and balls out perfection and balls out skill, that has the cure for life.

a HUGE gnarly death spider started sprinting towards me so i grabbed the closest thing (which unfortunately were your bathing suit bottoms) and squished it.

by Hawkings September 8, 2009

The Dance of the Spider

When you want to blow your load on a girl's face but she doesn't want to take so you hold her still while she tries to break free. Thus you shoot it over her face while she tries to get away making a spiderweb on her face.

My girl didn't was it on her face but I went ahead and gave her the dance of the spider.
Good job bro!

by ktmax June 21, 2012