Simon Everitt

An old man who is selfish, teaches year 6 students useless lessons that have no meaning what so ever.

student 1="who is that horrible man."
student 2="that is Simon Everitt."

by diamond miner May 8, 2018

simone and daniel

Two people that secretly love each other but just say there "friends"

person 1: Omg you guys love each other so much date already!!!!
Daniel: bro shut up were just FRIENDSSSS
Simone : yeah man just friends!
your such a simone and daniel

by oh yuuhhhh May 8, 2018

Simon-level player

Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.

Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!

by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018

simoneaux

Some one with the name simoneaux is a strong independent person and is full of creativity and reliability.

I wish my friend was more like a simoneaux

by yeppkwnkjbsdcvhfbjnswkmlwcmcnc July 27, 2018

Simon

2 WORDS... BIG DICK

Hi, you seem like a Simon by the size it is

by Your cousin, dickhead a.k.a ri August 10, 2018

Simon't

A person who's official name may be Simon, but in fact he doesn't act like one.

Person 1: "Is this Simon over there?"
Person2: "Nope, thats just Simon't"

by Simon't't August 31, 2018

Simon

Machine Destroyer

Simon destroyed all the machines of the ETSE

by Dalinar Kholin September 25, 2018