by RealDeal432 July 28, 2021
A disgraced American gymnast who cited a mental affliction called the 'twisties' to explain her withdrawal from several Tokyo 2020 Gymnastics events, including all-around and team all-around. This decision was met with negative reactions over all, while certain cells of society applauded the move.
Simone Biles withdrew from nearly every Olympic Event at Japan 2020 due to a condition called the 'twisties'.
by stok3d August 02, 2021
Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.
That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.
by 00Daddy November 22, 2019
He be the chosen one in Dune, he be Simon Pandason.
by SahaibP March 09, 2024
An old man who is selfish, teaches year 6 students useless lessons that have no meaning what so ever.
by diamond miner February 27, 2018
Simon A is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.
It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
by LordArcyus November 01, 2020
Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.
Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??
by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 04, 2024