A Juan Simon is a very funny guy and a strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you in a second
by Si mi December 8, 2018
Get the Juan Simonmug. Simon is a nice, handsome and intellectual being, if he ever gets intimate you. He will never let go of an opportunity to "study", though he never wants to help with your homework. He takes his spare time very seriously and let's no one disturb him. He has lots of kinks, and would love to get intimate with paprika.
Person 1: What is that guy gonna do with the paprika?
Person 2: You don't think it's a Simon, do you?
Person 2: You don't think it's a Simon, do you?
by PaprikaEater21XD April 19, 2022
Get the Simonmug. by Ramone324 July 25, 2019
Get the National Preston Simons Daymug. #Fuckaliza # freeshrumurda Simon is big boy
by Semon the great June 9, 2018
Get the Simonmug. A clothing brand based in Florida that sells all inclusive apparel, they have the motto “do it because you can” and they were founded in 2022. They release clothing in collections and they are working towards opening up discussions for awareness and advocacy
Person #1: Did you see the CEO Byron Simon’s new post? Southernly Simon just released a new collection
Person #2: Of course I did I already ordered the hoodies and candles
Person #2: Of course I did I already ordered the hoodies and candles
by Southernlysimonapparel August 16, 2023
Get the Southernly simonmug. Simon the Digger is the main character of the 2007 anime Gurren Lagann/Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. He pilots mechs such as Lagann, Gurren Lagann, Arc-Gurren Lagann, Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann to kick the Anti-Spiral's 11th dimensional ass by tossing universes at him. He is very badass and uses a bigass drill that will pierce the Heavens. 10/10 show, watch it.
Person 1: Simon the Digger and Gurren Lagann are mid as hell.
Person 2: GIGA! DRILL! BREAKER!
Person 1: *Obliterated from existence for horrendous take*
Person 2: GIGA! DRILL! BREAKER!
Person 1: *Obliterated from existence for horrendous take*
by SimonTheDigger! October 7, 2025
Get the Simon the Diggermug.