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Jort shart

v./n. - A shart that happens while wearing jorts
v: Oh, gross! That dude just jort shart!
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.
by CArthur June 20, 2021
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Sharts

HELP I CANT STOP SAYING THIS WORD 😭😭
Friend: Hey, *My name* how much money you got?
Me: *sharts cutely*
Friend: What the fuc-
by Emo_Gay_Bish May 11, 2022
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Shart Residue

A term referring to the amount of fecal matter left over in ones undergarments as result of a large fart
(usually unintentional).
the room fell silent when all the party goers smelled Timmy's Shart Residue.
by Uhmurecuh February 10, 2012
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shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.
Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.
by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024
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Dragon shart

When you shart but fire comes out due to extreme diarrhea
"Why did jack not come to school today?"
"Oh, I heard he had a dragon shart. I'm so sorry for him"
by matt the mf cat September 18, 2020
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shart

when you fart anda teeny weeny bit o poo comes out
"AW MANNNN!!! I just sharted in my pants!"
by MACYYYYYYYYYYY May 23, 2022
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Shart

That feeling when you fart and then you realize its a bunch of shit in your pant.
"My friend loves to shart herself."
by absolutley a weirdo March 22, 2024
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