Royal Fart

Doing a fart whilst sitting on the toilet.

"I thought I needed to do a dump, but instead i just did a fart" "Man you've just done a royal fart!"

by cuntboy327 February 26, 2015

Casino Royale

Act of simultaneously performing cunnilingus and sodomy on a lady. Takes a lot of confidence and flexibility.

Casino Royale "because you liquor in the front and poker in the rear."

/u/Imitation_gruel

by EFG March 28, 2015

Royal Jester

One who is first and foremost a silly bitch. This person may also refer to themselves as Bane and is a habitual shit talker. Indecisiveness is a trait among many Royal Jesters often finding difficulty choosing a car build. These people are found to bring great enjoyment to others with the tall tales they speak about and wishful thinking that encompasses their mind.

The Silly Bitch forum wouldn't be very entertaining without the Royal Jester .

by Juggernat October 12, 2016

Royally Wasted

Getting drunk as fuck in the hills of Scranton

I'm so royally wasted that I'll be praying to the porcelain

by scrantonsquirrels December 1, 2015

Casino-Royaled

To be repeatedly struck in the balls with a heavy object, especially as a means of torture. Named for the movie Casino Royale in which Le Chiffre tries this method on 007.

See also: Dutch Scratching, Daniel Craiging.

Bond laughed as Le Chiffre Casino-Royaled him one last time. "AH! AH! Yes, yes, YES!" Bond's voice faded from an agonized yelp into tears of laughter. "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"

by Thunderchin April 13, 2016

Royal Mole

youtube.com/royalmole

Sub 2 me if u like Minecraft

Not a russian mole btw

Oh man royal mole is so cool
Oh man imma sub to royal mole becasue i like minecraft and fortnite is shit

by Royal Mole June 29, 2019

Royally Doinked

When a home boy has too many doinks and starts saying irrelavent yet seemingly funny things.

Home boy 1: Yo Jerome, you good dawg?
Home boy 2: Nah boy I'm royally doinked
Home boy 1: whatchu mean
Home boy 2: how the hell they fit a whole watermelon in a can?

by Vanilla jello puddin pops July 14, 2019