Wank royale

When one masturbates with a condom on
Guy 1: I could never cheat on my girlfriend, I think I love her.
Guy2: If the buildup get's too much for you, you can borrow one of my condoms, have a wank royale.
Guy 2: Oh thanks dude
by The Stone Age March 02, 2021
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Royal Weekend

When you have really good eventful weekend that feels like ages
1.)That was a Royal Weekend right there. Now it’s Monday...

2.) I just had a Royal Weekend and it felt like a whole week!
by TheDefinerConnoisseur May 19, 2019
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Royal Charles

When a man engages in sex with a woman, and takes the lubricant from the woman's vagina and smears a unibrow on another person with the lubricant.
That Royal Charles was very sticky, but left an akward unibrow.
by Donald Remander February 10, 2012
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Royal Jack Off

In the game of rummy it is a rule to lay three of a kind or more on the table. When 3 Jacks are played this is called a Royal Jack Off.
Jerry:look at this play
Kyle:looks like you played a Royal Jack Off
by Jerry M. March 11, 2007
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Josh plays Clan Royale

A guy who plays with gay decks and ducks his opponents in Clash Royale
Josh you gay homosexual stop playing Clash royal Josh plays Clan Royale
by Hitler is the goat March 29, 2023
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royal crest

The act of finding a suitable mate and smearing shit all over their back in the design of your family crest.
I felt like a queen last night after Josh gave me a “Royal Crest.” So happy to be part of the family <3
by King of the Crest August 30, 2022
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