royal crest

The act of finding a suitable mate and smearing shit all over their back in the design of your family crest.

I felt like a queen last night after Josh gave me a “Royal Crest.” So happy to be part of the family <3

by King of the Crest August 29, 2022

royal scoop

When you finish inside your partner, then pop your penis out in a way that your semen makes a creamy crown around the head.

Boy 1: What did you do last night?

Boy 2: I gave her the royal scoop, we had a good laugh over it

by Dameeko July 10, 2017

royal masonic school for girls

royal masonic school is full of rich girls.
the teachers like to look up the girls skirts.

the pupils like to kiss each other in the bathrooms.
the year 7s like to run around the school.

the girls will suck the mts boys cock for money.

and let’s not forget that it is a cult.

A CULT

everyone in north london makes fun of u if u go to this school, and good on them

have you heard of the royal masonic school for girls?

what the cult where the girls are slags?

yes.

by imposter x September 7, 2022

Royal Goblet

When you get served an alcoholic beverage by a woman, who gives you the first taste by dipping her breast into the glass and allowing you to drink it off of her.

The only way to drink at a party this fancy is to have the royal goblet performed first.

by Dontsearchme69 October 12, 2022

Royal Patisserie

Founded by Diasy & Peach, Royal Patisserie makes baked goods to be sold worldwide in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Mmmmmm! The Royal Patisserie is the best.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Royal Salute

Firing your love cannon to mark her face on royal or state occasions. These events can include dressing up as royals of any century and lighting her muzzle up on stripping of titles from royals, Queen's deaths, the opening of Parliament, births of no branches baby bloodline boys, tropical women getting brought in to improve dna, visits of foreign heads of state or monthly blood, and getting front page of any gossip rag. Your good goo catapult should fire as many times as you can for 24 hours normally and fire near her Tower of London or in her royal place. The number of rounds you get through her castle walls varies according to the occasion. For example, 41 rounds can fired from all your friends when a child is born to a member of the royal family if you are one of the parents.

Just heard David Bowie and Rolling Stones singing together and feel a pulsing Royal Salute needs to be made in honor of the little island that could.

by travelinmattinok October 3, 2022

Royal Cream Tea

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.

“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”

by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025