pumpkinpie22443

A sack of shit

“You know Pumpkinpie22443?” “Yep. She’s a sack of shit.”

by Poopypants17472674 May 18, 2022

Pumpkin

Busting it down Burn the house down slay girlboss live laugh love yourself mwa mwa.

Person 1: woah! Do you see that black cat right there?
Person 2: yeah, thats Pumpkin!

Person 1: whos Pumpkin?
Person 2: burn the house down slay girlboss live laugh love yourself mwa mwa.
Person 1: oh. Thats delightful.

Person 1 and person 2 make out.

by R0TT1NG C4TZ May 21, 2022

Pumpkin Smurfing

When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.

Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.

by BizzyBalls June 5, 2022

Pumpkin Cheese

Usually during Halloween, when you wear a clown costume and surprise your pumpkin chai latte ugg wearing girlfriend from behind with the penis drawn, she splashes his dick. The boiling pussy remains are otherwise known as pumpkin cheese.

Me: Doctor, what happened?
Doctor: Son, you have the worst case of pumpkin cheese I’vve ever seen.

by SaneClownPussie August 1, 2022

pumpkin

the shittiest most shitty shitter out there, pumpkins are (lowkey funny) bullies who will fuck your dog and leave you heartbroken

person a: ew is that pumpkin? such a bitch
person b: i would never want to be friends with a pumpkin

by Alexoncearmy December 27, 2022

Pumpkincist

It is when you insult a pumpkin.

imagine being pumpkincist!!

by sussypumpk1n September 21, 2022

Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin

Modified Eiffel Tower while male receiving oral is taking a dump.

After Todd’s morning coffee he had to move the Eiffel Tower to the bathroom for a Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin.

by ToDDONUTS February 17, 2023