Premature Pullout

When you're head over heels for a bitch, but shit just ain't working. It's worse than you think because there's nothing between you and the other , and before even trying to start something and possibly failing, you conduct a premature pullout, and back out because you can't take it and just give in.

Thomas: You should just give up, you're already getting the shit treatment

James: Fr? Can't even pull out before I'm even in

Thomas: Premature Pullout

by Xanex is Healthy June 29, 2017

preemptive stroke

When a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, wanks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.

I wanted to sleep to sleep with Rachel but I knew it would cause a lot of problems so I went for a preemptive stroke instead.

by Rexsecuresrutra July 10, 2017

pooem

A really shitty poem.

A combination of the words "poo" and "poem".

The class took turns sharing their poems, but half of them sucked so they're more like pooems.

by Tokyuu September 12, 2017

premaditation

The act of becoming angry over an event that has not occurred
Premaditate premaditated

We were arguing because my boyfriend premaditates.(gets angry over something that did not happen)He uses premaditation(the act of becoming angry over something that did not happen) to pick fights with me. When he is premaditated (angry over something that never happened) I am really annoyed!

by ThatGirl38 September 15, 2017

premature evocalation

Singing lyrics ahead of time.

I was listening to music and singing along. Then I got premature evocalation

by Led Zeppelin November 3, 2017

premeditated fuckery

The planned orchestration of foolishness and other behavior that is deceptive, illogical, or makes no sense, at all. Plotting, finessing, and schemining fuckery.

He tried to get me to go along with his premeditated fuckery, but he was just trying to finesse me out of some money

by Shay45 December 25, 2017

Premachair Ejaculation

The act of spunking over yourself, when you climax earlier than anticipated whilst watching online porn, causing you to fall backwards off of your chair.

He was careful about masturbating in his bedroom since the occasion when he suffered from premachair ejaculation, and struck his head on the floor.

by Maclen November 10, 2017