Pres prisoner

When your university housemate is having pres with a group of friends you don't really know in the communal kitchen or living area, so you're forced to stay (or hide) in your room all evening

I was planning to meal prep tonight, but Sophie was having pres in the kitchen, so I ended up being a pres prisoner and having dry cereal out of the box in my room instead

by lilypad01 June 7, 2023

chinese prison

A method of discipline in which the accuser already knows about the infractions of the accused but does not disclose their knowledge. The accused has the opportunity to confess their infractions in hope of a lighter punishment.

Here's what's going to happen. It's going to be like Chinese prison: if you confess before I tell you what I know, you'll get off easier.

by kroshaghennessy June 9, 2023

Vanilli Ice in prison

Vanilli Ice in prison is a joke. Vanilli Ice got sent to prison for being a sing fraud because everyone knows he no talent. Suge Knight's penis meets Vanilla Ice's anus every night. That is where the lyrics Ice Ice Baby come from due to the anal friction.

Vanilli Ice in prison help to raise Suge Knight's spirits +his penis after getting his long prison sentence.

by queensburykid June 12, 2023

Prison princess

A weak person in prison who is turned gay

Man 1: Did you hear about Jack? He became Harrys prison princess

by Harry the prisoner June 11, 2024

Prison Hole

Your butthole
Where people in prison sneak in their belongings.

Erin: I can’t sneak this in!
Mikayla: Just hide it in your prison hole.
Mikey: I hide stuff in my prison hole all the time.

by Kayla411 June 16, 2024

prison pearls

Permanently implanting marbles or like objects +not all are round) in a mans 'member' for his bf's pleasure during a stent in prison

Those are my prison pearls, I had them done for my 'wife' when I got out.

by Tools#1fan June 24, 2024

Prison pocket

Is either your vagina or your butt.

Put your dope in your prison pocket if we get pulled over by the police.

by Diamondxo June 24, 2024