prison pearls

Permanently implanting marbles or like objects +not all are round) in a mans 'member' for his bf's pleasure during a stent in prison

Those are my prison pearls, I had them done for my 'wife' when I got out.

by Tools#1fan June 24, 2024

Prison Loofah

The act of soaping up another inmates beard. Then using said inmates beard like a loofah.

After Tyrone soaped up the inmates beard. Tyrone had the inmate rub up and down his back with his prison loofah.

by Terry slammedyourmomma June 30, 2024

prison

school

school ls prison for kids

by zoomed glasess June 6, 2019

prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

by ubermilf August 31, 2016

prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.

Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.

by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024

prison turd

A turd so large, nothing else can fit in your prison wallet.

Joe almost got prison raped, but his prison turd saved him.

by Joe Somebody 68 November 30, 2018

First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.

"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."

by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022