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Post Material

To have a very attractive male or female looks so good, it looks like thier bodies sole purpose is for intercourse.

(also see post)
person1: You see that Post Material walk by?
person2: I would leave her crippled!
by Ist Slang2012 May 19, 2009
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bitching post

Whevere someone talks to someone else and all they do is complain.
Whenever Kelly calls me she just complains about everything. I think Im just her bitching post.
by zzep August 27, 2008
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face-post

Face-post

1. to reply to a message (usually on a message board) by using a smiley or face.

2. To always reply with a smiley or face at the end of each message to help show the emotion behind it.

It can be annoying if you do it constantly.
Face-post:
1. :)/:o/XD/o_o etc.

2. Hi :(/OMG EMU PANTS O_O/You're stupid :o etc.
by Farmerbob November 12, 2005
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post-sarcasm

Contrary to sarcastic (usually called "ironic") humor and culture, post-sarcastic humor and culture genuinely shows admiration/appreciation for something, to the point where you are completely unashamed of liking something that others may consider embarrassing.

Example of sarcasm: wearing a Phil Collins t-shirt because you actually *don't* like him, and you're wearing it in a way that mocks him.

Example of post-sarcasm: genuinely enjoying Phil Collins enough that you would wear a Phil Collins t-shirt and sing his music in public.
"I know you think I'm joking, but this is genuine post-sarcasm. I really do love professional wrestling post-sarcastically."
by BaconPizza February 5, 2017
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post-it note

A racial slur for Asians due to the similar yellow color of the post-it note and the "yellow" skin color of Asians.
Person walks into a Chinese Restaurant: Where is everyone tonight? This place is usually swarming with Post-It Notes.

Office Manager Displeased with Japanese Businessmen in his workplace: I don't care! Just get those damn Post-It Notes out of my office!
by Lady GroinCrush December 11, 2008
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The Post-Haste

(n.) a legendary venue located in San Francisco's Lower Pacific Heights district known widely among San Franciscan's as the contemporary go-to spot for wildly exotic and scintillating social gatherings.
The Post-Haste has hosted crowd-pleasing events such as the South of the Border Occupation Celebration, Roll up a Phatty - Sushi, Wrath of the Renaissance, Rubies and Ruphies, Live 3 or Die, and 80's for Adam.

"Hey are you going to prom at The Post-Haste this Saturday?"

"Oh hell ya, I'm going to roll up out the cut around 11 and do the Macarena until my eyes bleed."
by Teddie Franklin Smallinsky III September 16, 2008
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post up

to show up at a location, chill or hang at a location. go some where or meet with friends or homies
hey, i gotta go post up in class or they gon' kick my ass out.
by 'Preme' January 13, 2008
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