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Scratching Post

Not a serious relationship or partner but a person to rub up against.
I'm going on Tinder to find myself a scratching post.
by Ilikepink November 22, 2017
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Fence Posting

An artful sexual position between three consenting adults. One is positioned horizontally between two others that are standing. Thus being the board in a fence between two posts at each end. It is preferred if one or both posts is a Belak. Refer to Belaking for more information.
Ben really enjoyed fence posting with Belaks, Amanda and Wade.
by predsfan April 28, 2011
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post-sarcasm

Contrary to sarcastic (usually called "ironic") humor and culture, post-sarcastic humor and culture genuinely shows admiration/appreciation for something, to the point where you are completely unashamed of liking something that others may consider embarrassing.

Example of sarcasm: wearing a Phil Collins t-shirt because you actually *don't* like him, and you're wearing it in a way that mocks him.

Example of post-sarcasm: genuinely enjoying Phil Collins enough that you would wear a Phil Collins t-shirt and sing his music in public.
"I know you think I'm joking, but this is genuine post-sarcasm. I really do love professional wrestling post-sarcastically."
by BaconPizza February 5, 2017
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brainfart post

A post showing up on a social media page or group that is totally off topic, irrelevant or incoherent. It takes an average time of thirty seconds to click the link and read enough of it to realize it is a total waste of one's time. For example, on a group with 7,000 members, that one post has collectively stolen an hour of life from those people.
I just clicked on that post on the embroidery group and had to watch a brainfart post of a stupid video of a puppy puking up a sock! Did that guy really think the world of embroidery would be made better with that video??!!
by billy sharpstick February 6, 2017
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The Post-Haste

(n.) a legendary venue located in San Francisco's Lower Pacific Heights district known widely among San Franciscan's as the contemporary go-to spot for wildly exotic and scintillating social gatherings.
The Post-Haste has hosted crowd-pleasing events such as the South of the Border Occupation Celebration, Roll up a Phatty - Sushi, Wrath of the Renaissance, Rubies and Ruphies, Live 3 or Die, and 80's for Adam.

"Hey are you going to prom at The Post-Haste this Saturday?"

"Oh hell ya, I'm going to roll up out the cut around 11 and do the Macarena until my eyes bleed."
by Teddie Franklin Smallinsky III September 16, 2008
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post-it note

A racial slur for Asians due to the similar yellow color of the post-it note and the "yellow" skin color of Asians.
Person walks into a Chinese Restaurant: Where is everyone tonight? This place is usually swarming with Post-It Notes.

Office Manager Displeased with Japanese Businessmen in his workplace: I don't care! Just get those damn Post-It Notes out of my office!
by Lady GroinCrush December 11, 2008
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post up

to show up at a location, chill or hang at a location. go some where or meet with friends or homies
hey, i gotta go post up in class or they gon' kick my ass out.
by 'Preme' January 13, 2008
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