Poo fard

The response you'll probably get if you say literally anything on discord

"hello chat"
"Poo fard"

"It's my birthday"
"Poo fard"

"My dad has cancer"
"Poo fard"

by Kurīmīierō August 04, 2021

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Disco Poo

When you've just done a line of the old Colombian marching powder and you're guts start rumbling and give you the urge for a massive shit.

Man, that beak is going off in my stomach. I'm heading upstairs for a Disco Poo.

by Sesh King November 10, 2017

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Poo period

the pains of the lower abdomen experienced during constipation or during a nasty bout of food poisoning

backpacker A- "damn, I'm doubled over with a poo period here"

Bakcpacker B - "Yeah, that'll be those deep fried tarantula gonads you had off that dodgy looking street vendor mate"

by hilaire December 20, 2011

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Poo Pears

Bits of poo that cling to your bum hairs

I spent all day in the orchard picking poo pears

by Ryan Sharp September 30, 2007

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poo burglar

An imaginary creature to be used as a scapegoat to explain the taste in your mouth after a night of excessive drinking. He also turns your $20's into wadded up $1's and makes your cigarttes disappear.

I drank so much last night I didn't even know that the "poo burglar" paid me a visit. He must have because my mouth tastes like sh*t

by skinyminy February 17, 2011

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