The occurrence where one is successfully able to excrete feces out of their rectum without requiring the use of toilet paper to clean up afterward, for the feces came out cleanly and smoothly.
After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.
After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.
by cheno1115 June 20, 2011
A website that is used by kids all over the fucking world. The website is made of stupid questions that require 1000IQ to solve. You also can't skip questions to complete the task because the website is frikin gay.
Another form of education perfect includes language perfect, which many teachers use for math not languages.
Another form of education perfect includes language perfect, which many teachers use for math not languages.
Teacher: Students, today we are doing education perfect for english.
Students: ok boomer
Teacher: Ok we are doing math on language perfect.
Students: Brain fucking pops.
Students: ok boomer
Teacher: Ok we are doing math on language perfect.
Students: Brain fucking pops.
by SAVE ME FROM A KAREN PLZ July 20, 2020
No one is perfect
We make mistakes
We try to fix them but don't get excepted
We apologise
We get ignored
We say stuff we don't mean
We do stuff we shouldn't have done
We hurt people
We feel bad
We make up
We brake up
But we are only human
We are only ourselves
And no one can change that
Cause youare you and I am me
Somebody please accept my apology xxx
We make mistakes
We try to fix them but don't get excepted
We apologise
We get ignored
We say stuff we don't mean
We do stuff we shouldn't have done
We hurt people
We feel bad
We make up
We brake up
But we are only human
We are only ourselves
And no one can change that
Cause youare you and I am me
Somebody please accept my apology xxx
by Koalagymnast January 13, 2018
I was walking to my car when i saw my manager, i made a perfect peter in the bushes and chucked it at his face.
by The Regal Posse October 11, 2013
A train on myspace that only accepts riders that are "perfect." they need to have high quality pictures, live a certain lifestyle, and have a large number of friends. Otherwise, they are rejected and not allowed on the train. The riders of the train are required to post bulletins advertising the train once a day, and if they miss a day without making it up, they are removed. The owners of the train decide who makes it onto the train and who doesn't.
OMGZ! i was accepted on the Aesthetic Engels perfection train! Lyke, WHOA!
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I NEEEED TO GET TO 20K FRIENDS SO I CAN GET ON THE CARNAGE HOMICIDE PERFECTION TRAIN!
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I guess my pictures weren't good enough for the whores who run Seven Holy Virtues perfection train.
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I could give a fuck less about perfection trains, they're full of fakes who think they're the shit because they all look exactly like each other.
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I NEEEED TO GET TO 20K FRIENDS SO I CAN GET ON THE CARNAGE HOMICIDE PERFECTION TRAIN!
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I guess my pictures weren't good enough for the whores who run Seven Holy Virtues perfection train.
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I could give a fuck less about perfection trains, they're full of fakes who think they're the shit because they all look exactly like each other.
by Jonathann December 7, 2007
When your guy holds you in his arms, kisses you on your head, tells you he loves you and holds you again like he'll never let you go.
by Anon January 14, 2005
a perfect game in bowling refers to a bowler throwing 12 consecutive strikes in a single game, resulting in a 300 game.
by DerekdaBowler July 1, 2004