meat hose

1. taco bells way of supplying meat

Rupert: Can i have a Taco?
Taco bell: No, SOrry our meat hose is cloged

by Polly G January 11, 2007

Meat Seat

A clan in the MMORPG Runescape centered around large penises and woodcutting.

Requirements:
8+ inches
99 woodcutting

Imper588: Hey mic, you heard about that cool clan "Meat Seat"?

Mic T: Ye m8, but I severely lack the penis length to join :(

Imper588: Same :(

by Poopstain687 June 15, 2011

meat piston

penis (when engaged in intercourse)

I was banging my meat piston in and out of her ass all night.

by big-k-special December 02, 2009

Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 01, 2016

Meat Silencer

The erection an officer of the law experiences as he is stacking up behind other officers before making a forced entry into a private dwelling.

Damn, Bob was grinding his meat silencer into my back just before we busted into that drug dealers house!!!

by PrisoncityDub May 04, 2008

meat thong

a nude man

I hung out all day at home in my meat thong

by Cheesedonkey July 11, 2008

toiletseat meat

1. The expansion of one's thighs when they sit on the toilet.

2. The expansion of one's thighs when sitting on a flat surface.

Person 1: "Homeskillabiscuit! You gotta lose some weight yo! You got dem toiletseat meat happenin'"

Person 2: " Whatchu talkin bout homefry, its whatchu call it au naturelle. You gots it too!"

by WordOfTheDayYO January 22, 2011