mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.
son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.
son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.
by Sexydimma October 20, 2014
Get the board my platformmug. A board, typically a length of 2x4, used to displace a sexual partner's adipose tissue during intercourse.
by docsloth October 28, 2013
Get the pushing boardmug. The act of pouring moldy milk on someone’s chest so it trickles down and the chunks drip of the penis.
by PaulieDonaldson April 8, 2024
Get the Slovenian diving boardmug. A Boomer Board is a board used by the good old "back in my day" generation. The Boomer Board is used to Show off ones piece of shit underwhellming and unimpresive Car and or other motor vehicle such as a motorcycle or boat. The board normally includes useless facts such as the paint code or total number of other v6 piece of shit garbage cars with the same spec package.
One owner Nick name: My wifes tits Make:Bad Model: Ass
Holy shit thats a boomer board if ive ever seen one!
Holy shit thats a boomer board if ive ever seen one!
by DownAstronomical June 26, 2023
Get the Boomer Boardmug. by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024
Get the Dirty cutting boardmug. 
Hey man! Look at this cub...Hey wait, i have a board in the back of the car! Lets get it... we'll play cub boards."
by Long rod beef June 23, 2011
Get the cub boardsmug.