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Ninjackoff

Jacking off or masturbating in a ninja-like manner, often in public places like bathroom stalls or school buses.
You can go in the bathroom there, but be sure to ninjackoff so you won't be noticed
by Timelinemc March 3, 2011
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Ninja Rampage

When an individual succombs to the pressure of fear, anger, and/or insanity and begins taking out people or groups of people with cunning tactical ninja like efficiency.
Margaret went on a ninja rampage after missing a deadline at work as she stealthfully cut off every driver within a 2 mile radius down i-5 before catching up to her boss and ran him into the ditch.
by nehlewolf May 13, 2011
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ninja master

person worthy of leading a team of true ninjas (people that quietly and skillfully gets things done without drama).
Brian's a superstar at this company because he is a ninja master, and you have to be able to walk through walls to be a part of his team.
by dadlyman November 21, 2011
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Ninja

Someone who has the ability to mindfuck others. Someone who is stealth enough to complete missions with other ninjas that involve high risk situations. A ninja can usually "ninja" information out of other individuals who are clear 'un-ninjas'.

Ninjas are usually dressed casually, and people don't usually peg these people as actual ninjas, but rather, ordinary and normal girls. Watch out though, there couldbe a ninja at your workplace.

And she could ninja the shit out of you.
co-worker: blah blah blah blah blah

ninja: (in her mind) - good to know I just ninja'd the shit outta you bud. I'm going to go tell my other ninja this classified information.
by ninjatwoxo July 22, 2011
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ninja spider

A spider so clever in its hiding ability it is never seen, preferring to live its life in the shadows.
I kill every spider I see, now only the ninja spiders remain.
by Sarev0k August 24, 2011
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Ninja whinger

Someone that complains by stealth in order to undermine their victims.
A person that uses something you've told them in confidence to get at you behind your back.
Someone that deliberately puts shit on you for personal gain.
Heads up man, that mofo is a ninja whinger - don't tell him shit.
by KR00ZZ July 8, 2012
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ninja tech

Some sort of Ninja move that saves the day... Specifically while making glass art on a torch.
by ework February 21, 2013
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