Dad: And that’s why you should always look in the last place first.
Son: Dad, that joke is from nineteen-oh-never.
Son: Dad, that joke is from nineteen-oh-never.
by Yamato Yamamoto November 05, 2023
A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers
"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
by Outside_Win3020 May 24, 2025
Someone that NONE stop play games whitout going out . We say that he never touch grass.
Or ''BRO he never touchs grass !!!''
We use this expression in video games
Or ''BRO he never touchs grass !!!''
We use this expression in video games
Exemple of Never touch grass :
Bedwars player 1 : BRO THERE IS ANOTHER SWEAT
Bedwars player 2: I KNOW BE CARFUL
*Sweat killed Bedwars player 1*
*Sweat killed Bedwars player 2*
Bedwars player 2: BRO ANNOYING
Sweat : OHOHOHOHOH HEHEHEH mad cuz bad L L noob im sweating on new players ahahaha
Bedwars player 1: BRO like actually go touch grass kid you no life kid wanna be sweat
Sweat : Don't care
*Sweat fell into the void*
Bedwars player 2: LOL WANNA BE SWEAT L
Bedwars player 1: EZ EZ EZ
*Bedwars player 1 and 2 wins the game*
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Story made by me ;) thats why guys never sweat and go touch grass and go to school. :)
Bedwars player 1 : BRO THERE IS ANOTHER SWEAT
Bedwars player 2: I KNOW BE CARFUL
*Sweat killed Bedwars player 1*
*Sweat killed Bedwars player 2*
Bedwars player 2: BRO ANNOYING
Sweat : OHOHOHOHOH HEHEHEH mad cuz bad L L noob im sweating on new players ahahaha
Bedwars player 1: BRO like actually go touch grass kid you no life kid wanna be sweat
Sweat : Don't care
*Sweat fell into the void*
Bedwars player 2: LOL WANNA BE SWEAT L
Bedwars player 1: EZ EZ EZ
*Bedwars player 1 and 2 wins the game*
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Story made by me ;) thats why guys never sweat and go touch grass and go to school. :)
by A sweaty Roblox player March 30, 2023
when a fangirl wants to show everyone her fave is better than theirs. usually used with the wrong pronoun.
daenerys targaryen who? never heard of him
by paterscum June 20, 2017
Tsar Bomba adjacent truth nuke that defeats any argument, especially from men that wear dresses. Often shortened to YWNBAW
Troon: "You don't get it, she's actually 500 years old she just looks like she's in middle school"
Normal person: "YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN."
Student: "They radioactive aged the Shroud of Turin, they found it was made long after when Jesus was allegedly born!"
Chud: "YOUR CHROMOSOME IS XY. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MALE. EVERYONE WILL ALWAYS KNOW YOU ARE A MAN. YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN."
Normal person: "YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN."
Student: "They radioactive aged the Shroud of Turin, they found it was made long after when Jesus was allegedly born!"
Chud: "YOUR CHROMOSOME IS XY. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MALE. EVERYONE WILL ALWAYS KNOW YOU ARE A MAN. YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN."
by snarky.snappy May 13, 2025
I Will Never Describe An Individual
I Will Never Describe An Individual
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 03, 2025
Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.
Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.
An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”
Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.
Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.
An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”
Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.
“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”
“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”
“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”
“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”
“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024