BORED

When someone is so tired that they just want to commit sewer slide and leave this plane of existence.

JACOB: dude I'm so BORED
JAMES: Then just commit SEWERSLIDE
JACOB: I'll give it a try.

by THEPIPESARECALLING November 16, 2021

Im bored

Send help! im bOrEd

Mayday im bord.

"Becky left me to do this thing all by myself, im bored, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

by look in the tags November 21, 2018

Bored as the Dickens

When one uses the phrase bored as the Dickens, they are describing what it's like to be so bored that you are bored enough to write a bunch of famous fictional novels.

Person 1(the jester):"Hey you there are you bored too? What shall we do?"
Person 2 (the very bored very pretentious Prince):"Yes I'm very bored, bored as the Dickens. Charles Dickens that is..."
1:"GEEZ MAN! Now that's bored! What do you suppose we do about it?"
2: "I dunno cuz I'm not quite creative enough to write a bunch of novels about Christmas and ish..."
Long pause...
2: "Dont just stand there staring at me! I order you to start singing and dancing! and tell me a story in your songs too damnit!"

by AmbularityHASyourCLARITY November 18, 2020

Bored Bang

When you have sex with someone because there is nothing else to do.

Jack and Jill bored banged during their self-quarantine and now they have a corona baby on the way.

by CRM2020 March 16, 2020

Bored

You are so bored, you decided to search up ''bored'' in the urban dictionary

''I am bored, so let's search it on the urban dictionary for what it means.''

by BrowniesFromMeBoredom January 17, 2022

Bored Crow

Bored Crow, a person with no social life or hobbies who spent the majority of their free time shitposting and annoying people online. But the memes are fire so people like them.

Damn you saw the spicy memes the Bored Crow uploaded?

by 1NicerAccount December 20, 2022

bored

you

you you are bored

by why is every thing taken February 6, 2023