nae nae mullet

a mullet but it has grown for WAY too long and is barely a mullet

cheezwhizaddict: what if i shaved the sides of my head
whoreepuke: ok nae nae mullet man

by whoreepuke April 14, 2020

namjoons_blonde_mullet

A tiktoker who's constantly posting about Namjoon or JYP. She says she doesn't like JYP but I'm starting to think it's a lie.

I swear if this bitch Namjoons_blonde_mullet post about jyp again

by Ndudjsbahshsha May 27, 2021

Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.

Ex. Thomas has elected against upgrading to the office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an Ass-Hair Mullet so thick, pelt-like and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.

by Gaunche January 1, 2022

bowl cut mullet

a bowlet is a bowl cut mullet where the front of the hair is cut following the shape of a bowl and the back is left long with shaved sides.

he has the best bowl cut mullet I've ever seen

fucking hell sean is so hot
Julia: oh my god why is he so hot his hair is the best I've ever seen

Van: I know i hope he keeps his shit straight fax ong

by seanos aka bowlet March 24, 2022

Gentleman’s Mulligan

The second shot in golf after a bad one, and you take the second (better) outcome as if it was your original shot.

You know that shot you hit in golf where it skips 20 yards up in front of you because you lifted your head up, or you just generally suck at golf?

This is the beautiful shot that follows when you ask your friend to throw you another ball to hit. Usually, this shot is a real beaut and ends up on or near the green.

No penalty stroke need be taken for a Gentleman’s Mulligan.

by Dwr_73244 August 3, 2022

mullet

A short form of the expression, blind mullet.

There's a mullet floatin around in your washing machine, Irma.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

mullet ratio

Percent of chance that some chick is a lesbian.(The mullet is a popular lezbo hairdo for the bull-dykey types.)

"Check out that woman driving the big rig! I bet her mullet ratio is a good 98%!"

by Crazy John April 18, 2006