Monoteam

a one person team

Dude in Ninja Assasin Raizo was on a monoteam against all those other ninjas!!

by redo92 December 31, 2009

Monotext

When you receive a text message, email or instant message that seemingly seems monotone or without emotion or sympathy when it is read.

*Cell Vibrates...1 New Message*

"Oh im soo sorry for your loss*

*Replies*

"Thanks for the Monotext..."

by DaLtOn2021 November 6, 2009

monoleg

a person who is so fat their legs chafe together severely, giving the impression that they only have one leg.

rosie:hey i just saw a monoleg!!!

by woodybriankatehelen February 3, 2010

MONOPANAZI

A person that once started a game of monopoly with, theres no escaping. Plays strictly by the rules and assaults people fooling around.

Let me leave, we've been playing for 5 hours you fucking monopanazi!

by the-bator gator August 7, 2010

monopoly man of women

A guy who sets people up a man and a woman to have casual sex. He has a huge network of men and women He is better than a pimp.

Dude James is the monopoly man of women.

by skierguy04 November 13, 2011

Monogabomb

verb. To assault one's love interest(s) with a desperate need for monogamy and possession in an otherwise already open relationship, thus exploding the entire thing.

noun. The event in which this takes place.

"Oh did you hear? She got wasted and totally monogabombed her boy toy the other night."

by Ophylia September 5, 2012

monogamiss

1. A woman you are dating who wants to be monogamous.
2. A 'miss' when you attempt monogamy but screw it up.

1. -How's your monogamiss doing since you gave up other women?
-All good. She likes having a monogamister.

2. I told Kenny I'd stop seeing other guys, but then I did tequila shots all night and ended up having a monogamiss. Think I should tell him? I'll never have another monogamiss...as long as I stop drinking tequila.

by gurgoob September 20, 2012