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goth mommy 

Look! It’s goth mommy dynamite!”

Doppel-Mommy

A Doppel-Mommy is a person who looks a lot or slightly like your Mother.
T-Bone is so gross!! He is fucking that cum dumpster RJ... you know, that ugly old wrinkled bitch from the pet store. She's his Doppel-Mommy! I could never get my dick hard for anyone that looked like my Mom. Weirdo.

MUSCULAR MOMMY 

Look i see a muscular mommy
Where?

Ranch Mommy

When you see a lady you’d give up everything for, so you would put ranch on their toes after a 9 hour shift and suck it off.
Fuck that’s a ranch mommy
“This club is filled with ranch mommies”
Ranch Mommy by Game is game May 13, 2024

Ranch Mommy

Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.
“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
Ranch Mommy by Game is game May 18, 2024

Muscle Mommy 

A tall, muscular, sometimes middle-aged woman who likes to treat their male (or female) partner like their own child, like how a mother does
Person 1: Bro, I got a muscle mommy girlfriend

Person 2: Damn, she looks old enough to be your mommy
Muscle Mommy by BSSNV2947 August 10, 2024