dead as a missing schoolgirl

someone/something that is clearly doomed

This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Miss nude America

The winner of the Miss nude america pageant where the contestants have to compete nude.

Did you see who got to be miss nude america?

by Deep blue 2012 October 1, 2009

I miss you

Nicolle misses Jaime the most

An example would be when Nicolle says "I miss you"

In this case, Nicolle misses Jaime MOST, more than Jaime misses Nicolle.

by Snuggle-roo March 13, 2022

I MISS THE RAGE

A rap song made by playboi carti Mario Judah and trippe red often used by spammers to annoy the hell out of people and example ⁉️I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ But imagine that over a hundred times and still going

Spammer: yo do you know what i miss
Person getting spammed: what

Spammer: ⁉️I miss the rage ⁉️

by Hamadebop June 29, 2021

miss maria reynolds

the hottest of them all
oh she also had a sexual affair with alexander hamilton for 3 years so yeah

damn, that girl's almost as hot as miss maria reynolds.

by hot gal February 26, 2017

a miss is as good as a mile

A near miss is still a miss and therefore no better than missing by a great margin. Losing a game by one point is still losing.

A miss is as good as a mile even when i got out in the first round

by Zahraa June 13, 2017

"miss piggy" hot

When a lady is not necessarily thin swimsuit model material, but rather is more full bodied, curvy, a little extra bulge here and there - but offsets it with good posture, good dress, head held high confidence, and totally pulls it off such that dudes chase!

Fred: did you see that lady from accounting today?
Jim: you mean that full bodied brunette?

Fred: yeah! That girl isn't the prototype hot girl, but does something for me!
Jim: yep! She's "Miss Piggy" Hot! I'd hit it!

by SildogintheNatti June 3, 2016