midnight haircut

Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.

Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”

Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”

Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”

by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021

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Midnight Freight Train

When 3, or more, black men run a train on a white female

Becky took the midnight freight train with the football team last night.

by OldR3dHat April 4, 2022

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Midnight

A nice girl who stays up at midnight to talk to her friends on discord while playing Genshin Impact.

I was talking with my friend, Midnight.

by MidnightArc April 18, 2022

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Midnight Racing: Tokyo

Midnight Racing is a game on the massive platform Roblox where users can select from over 100 cars. The game features 5 maps. The game also features many customization options for vehicles that support them.

"ay bru wanna play midnight racing: tokyo?"
"sure man"

by amongus sussy November 20, 2021

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Midnight Coffee

Always tired, but you can't sleep. No matter what you do, you are constantly plagued by insomnia. So much so in fact that coffee is the only thing that can keep your motor functions going. I'm turning into Tyler Durden out here.

Midnight Coffee

by effingradical February 5, 2022

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