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Michael is a big gay
by MichaelGay December 22, 2018
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Short for a black guy. Sucks at hooping. Thinks he can get bitches but can’t. Use tinder for a living. Also has no drip
If you see a short black guy with no drip he must be a Michael.
by TheLaw22 January 22, 2020
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Usually Shy Of Girls And dates fat bitches
by Kathy serg May 21, 2018
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Michael is a sweet guy. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is quite sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. Hates to see loved ones feel down and will try anything to help. He is somewhat smart but doesn't show it.
He is such a Michael
by Anonymous[9] November 3, 2019
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A black lil shit who is all tough on xbox.But in real life snaps like a stick.A birch wood stick
That kid is so fucking skinny!is his name Michael?
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The best character in Be More Chill. Jeremy betrayed him. But Michael still gave him red Mountain Dew because the squip is an ###
Jeremy decided to ignore Michael because he wanted to upgrade the squip.
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a very Bolton and therefore great way of saying shit. Michael sounds much more effective because it emphasises just how Michael the situation is.
Messi running down the wing, shoots from 30 yards, scores his ninth goal of the game.

'No wayyyyyy!!! He's proper Michael him!"
by ArcticMurray December 13, 2018
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