March 26th

International send nudes to or fuck your partner day!

Partner 1: Oh shit it’s March 26th!
Partner 2: So nudes or sex?
Partner 1: How about sex this year and next year we can send nudes?
Partner 2: Ok babes

*Proceeds to go to closest private spot*

by __HARAMBE March 25, 2022

March 8

Tell a guy you like him day

"Hey i like you". Ok? Why are u telling me this? "Cause its March 8" Ohhhhhhhhhh

by BloopBloopDoopadeDoop November 13, 2020

March 8

March 8th is the day to be yourself. Tell the people you care about that you love them, and hug them a little tighter this day. It is also Maliks Birthday, so if anyone who sees this would like to wish him a happy birthday, it would be greatly appreciated. In 2022 Malik would have been 19, i miss you buddy:)

Hey did you here that march 8th is love a homie day???

by apollo’s love March 6, 2022

Brute March

To forcefully mobilize or utilize a militant force. Unlike a normal draft, a Brute March typically consists of undesirables or those otherwise unwilling to fight.

High Command ordered an emergency brute march of the state's prisoners

by this handle is not in use May 30, 2021

march 15

go tell your crush you like them

i told my crush on march 15th that i liked them

by pretzel potato March 8, 2022

March 16

National give your bf a hug day. Give that special boy a hug day, he'll love it.

March 16 is a day where you give your bf a hug.

by Lnshabvd March 8, 2022

March 21

Today is national Kick someone’s boob day when we can kick someone’s boob once

random person1: *kicks boob*
random person2: OW WHY DID YOU DO THAT
random person1: it’s March 21

random person2: *kicks their boob*

by PersonThatYouTotallyDontKnow March 21, 2021