Landing Strip 

Performing the landing strip is a sex move in which the guy rubs his dick between a girls armpit (similar to the act of titjob or thighjob) and before the guy cums, the girl opens her armpit, allowing the guy to "land the plane" on the Landing Strip

Guy #1: Hey dude, have you and your girl tried anything new recently?
Guy #2: Yeah she let me perform the Landing Strip

Landing Strip by LeeStories October 29, 2019

LANDON BARKER 

LANDON BARKER IS A BARKER WHOSE DAD IS BALD YOU COULD LITERALLY SLAP CHEESE ON HIS BIG ASHY TATTOOED FOREHEAD. MAN GOT LIKE FIFTY HEADS ON ONE HEAD. HIS DAD IS A SKINNY PIECE OF FRIED RICE.

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH HIS SISTER ALABAMA

Chase Hudson: hey babe!
Charli Damelio: ew

Chase Hudson: what did I do honey sugar plumb
Charli Damelio: Landon's better

Landon Barker: I'm better b!+h Charli Damelio: bye chase Chase Hudson: YOU’RE A SHOWSTOPPER A BAD LIER HOMIE HOPPER DRAMA STARTER chase Hudson: YOU COULD OF HAD A ROCK STAR BUT YOU CHOSE UP ON A [BUM STAR BOOT LEG VERSION OF ME THATS YOUR LOSE HAD TO FIND OUT FROM A PHOTO HANGING ON YOUR ARM LIKE A KNOCK OFF

STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE NOTHING NEVER REALLY SAW THIS COMING...

LANDON BARKER by BOBtheBUILDERcanHEfixIT🥸 October 10, 2022

Landon 

A dumbass who plays football and is from Alabama

“Landon your so dumb”

Landon by Ooofinator500067 February 5, 2018

Landon 

An annoying normie who probably plays baseball. Extremely tall and gets triggered when exes names are screamed in his face. Continuously says “oof” until it’s no longer funny.

Aye whoes that fruity Jiht over there??
Oh don’t worry that’s jus landon

Landon by HeyThereHavana May 30, 2018

Landon 

Landon is a guy who will spoil you , love u , be loyal to you. But when you first meet him, he smiles at you. So damn contagious, you start to catch feelings for Landon because you think that he’s perfect, everything you hoped for. Now now... Landon is reallllyyyyy jealous too. be careful around landon with your guy friends. Landon might take it to the next level. He may stay with you for a while... but when it comes to the time where it’s the end.. the douchebag will literally start calling you horrible names , will make everybody hate you, he will make people remember you as ‘the “flirt” for other guys. But you think it’s your fault and it’s not . His gorgeous blue eyes and those freckles caught you , but it’s time to turn the page .

Wow Landon is so amazing !!! But he’s such a douchebag to girls.

Landon by Sunnis Nifia July 9, 2018

Landon 

Landon is a sweet and loving guy. Landon is my cousin and he would do anything to protect me. When I’m crying he is already on his way to beat the person up. When he has a girl he sticks with her for a very long time. This girl he has says that she wants to marry him. So does he. My cousin has brown hair. And brown eyes. I love my cousin so much.

Girl 1 ( girlfriend): come quick Kenna is crying
Landon; who ever hurt her is gonna pay!

Landon by Kennaroo October 7, 2018

Landon 

A tard

You landon a tard
Landon no u

Landon by Buddddddd October 24, 2018