Juan angel

Alérgico y consumidor de marihuana. Oficial de primera, persona de segunda
-Papa, papa ¿Me llevas al parque?

-Calla niño que estoy fumando como un buen Juan angel, me cago en tus muertos.
by BaronDeLaBirra November 23, 2021
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Juan Joya Borja

The man from El Risitas who passed away in April of 2021 at the age of 65. He first went viral because of his contagious laugh. He was also known for his face being put into a Twitch emote called "KekW."
Guy A: Did you hear that Juan Joya Borja passed away?
Guy B: Who's that?
Guy A: The KekW guy.
Guy B: f
by BiMaruZura October 16, 2024
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juan morales

sooo cute, really pretty eyes and his smile is everything. i like him so much and i wanna be with him
ohh my juan morales is so cute and i really like him
by lolllllll0000000 December 13, 2024
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juan ortega pineda

A gay cunt that works as a prostitute because he doesn't have any money. He also likes to give blowjobs for free because he loves sucking dicks.
by Bliz May 13, 2015
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Don Juan

A character from the play Don Juan Tenorio. A villain. A bastard. We hope he burns in hell. He made my eighth-to-freshman year hell with that stupid book, and then we spent TWO MONTHS learning about him. (He doesn't deserve Doña Inés.)
You know, I really would have enjoyed the book more if Don Juan was pulled down to hell at the end.
by Vivitur-Moritur November 29, 2023
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Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."
Mateo: Yo! Juan Sebastian is gooning!
Person 2: I need to hide my Mongolian uncle!
by Anti-Tech Extremist May 06, 2024
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Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is pure love. One thing for sure, Juan or Sebastian, or J-S…he doesn’t even know the complete extent of how his whole gorgeous being lights up Rachel’s heart and mind to a depth that cannot be calculated in numeric terms. It’s like the Richter scale, exponential.

He’s very handsome and very handy and yes it’s possible to be both at once. He’s an international man of mystery, with a penchant for facts. Yes, he’s clever and interesting and always captivates. He is thoughtful and always listens, even to the words left unsaid.

His vibe is chill, the creatures of the universe specifically cats, dogs and periquitos, admire his effortless magnetism.

Everyone should have the pleasure of loving and being loved by Juan Sebastian. But somehow Rachel became the luckiest of all.
I’ve never seen anything this Juan Sebastian in my whole life. What a gift from heaven.

Everything feels so Jean Sebastian, I couldn’t be happier.

I thought I knew that fact but I was Juan Sebastian‘ed to learn otherwise.

I needed to cudddle so I just Juan Sebastian’d it tonight.

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by PeriquitaPeriquito February 24, 2024
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