Juan Joya Borja

The man from El Risitas who passed away in April of 2021 at the age of 65. He first went viral because of his contagious laugh. He was also known for his face being put into a Twitch emote called "KekW."
Guy A: Did you hear that Juan Joya Borja passed away?
Guy B: Who's that?
Guy A: The KekW guy.
Guy B: f
by BiMaruZura October 16, 2024
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juan morales

sooo cute, really pretty eyes and his smile is everything. i like him so much and i wanna be with him
ohh my juan morales is so cute and i really like him
by lolllllll0000000 December 13, 2024
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juan ortega pineda

A gay cunt that works as a prostitute because he doesn't have any money. He also likes to give blowjobs for free because he loves sucking dicks.
by Bliz May 13, 2015
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U.S.S. Juan Valdez

The infamous cargo-carrier that ran aground (due to Captain Joseph Hazlenut's having downed one too many cups of joe) in Alaska and spilled thousands of pounds of Colombian coffee into the bay, giving the surrounding wildlife a major case of the caffeine-jitters and thus causing them to behave really weird for weeks afterwards. The fiasco caused a major "media-buzz", as well.
After the U.S.S. Juan Valdez accident, coffee-transporting cargo-vessels were required to pack their coffee in separate thick-walled metal shipping-containers rather than just bulk-filling their holds with the dry product, to reduce the chance of the coffee's just spilling right out into the ocean if the ship's hull is breached.
by QuacksO August 05, 2018
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Total Juan Move

Acting in such Fashion of Juan Musci in ways where you lie about sleeping with females. The lies are so obvious that it is considered a total Juan Move.
“I had a girl over last night he he heeeTotal Juan move you did nothing...
by Buttbongofiesta November 20, 2020
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Juan Snow

A Mexican Gamer who loves GoT and is unsure of his sexuality
Senior gotta get his freak on as the Juan Snow
by cool girl crystal May 16, 2019
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Don Juan

A character from the play Don Juan Tenorio. A villain. A bastard. We hope he burns in hell. He made my eighth-to-freshman year hell with that stupid book, and then we spent TWO MONTHS learning about him. (He doesn't deserve Doña Inés.)
You know, I really would have enjoyed the book more if Don Juan was pulled down to hell at the end.
by Vivitur-Moritur November 29, 2023
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