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Jonathan Day

A guy that will knock on your door and not run only to stand there and make the situation a little bit more uncomfortable.
Jonathan also likes to drink beer and go missing on the beach.
It’s all fun and games until Jonathan Day goes missing
by PantyDroppinGT June 19, 2018
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Jonathan

A junkie who lives on the streets, Mf got the biggest forhead, he a rat 🐁and a monkey 🐒, Jonathan can’t fight for shit always loses in everything. He a tweaker, he be laughing at him own self all the time, always sleeps lazy bih got nun to do. He has such sexy feet I js wanna lick them so bad 😍 he speder than ever
Jonathan got crooked ass teeth
by chenela January 27, 2022
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Jonathan

A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!
Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
by Blanco niña December 29, 2019
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JONATHAN

Jonathan Giles
Jonathan is a sexy sentencded. And wht my name stands for.
by Blue angel February 2, 2021
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Jonathan Camacho

Chill dude could get hyper from time to time. When he’s around people he doesn’t know he doesn’t really say much. There normally gods at everything they do. Lets not even mention how great lovers they are
Oh my Jonathan Camacho i need you in my life
by Anymous User 123 June 1, 2020
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A teacher / molester who brings sorrow and pain to others around and likes children and favors women
ugh this Lester Jonathan Tickle Tip Meyer is so annoying
by anonymous April 3, 2024
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pulled a jonathan

When someone pretends to sleep on a call.
“I was on the phone with my gf and she totally pulled a Jonathan.”
“Damn bro! She heard everything you did ?”
by kaiskidneys January 3, 2023
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