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John

a kid with ZERO life that's cheating on geoguesser when we duel him like omfg its not that serious
"i HATE john because he always cheats on geoguesser! what a loser!"
by nachomansion17 December 13, 2024
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John

Used to describe any generic object or person. Can replace a noun.
"Look at that John"
"I'm gonna make this John"
by Drake_neeta_max_ween January 15, 2025
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John is a toilet

John is also a prostitutes customer

John is also the first name given to an unidentified cadaver
I drank to much beer and now I have to use the John.
by Jb2Cool74 January 25, 2026
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Oh John? Yeah he's a monkey
by MONEY BOY JON March 21, 2025
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takes veiny ah dih to his ahh. scores lower on multiple choice exams than everybody else too.
by PxssyDestroyerX March 28, 2025
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That Movie was John.
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John
Guy: How is John doing
Guy2: good
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