John

a kid with ZERO life that's cheating on geoguesser when we duel him like omfg its not that serious

"i HATE john because he always cheats on geoguesser! what a loser!"

by nachomansion17 December 13, 2024

John

Used to describe any generic object or person. Can replace a noun.

"Look at that John"
"I'm gonna make this John"

by Drake_neeta_max_ween January 15, 2025

John

John is a toilet

John is also a prostitutes customer

John is also the first name given to an unidentified cadaver

I drank to much beer and now I have to use the John.

by Jb2Cool74 January 25, 2026

John

Monkey

Oh John? Yeah he's a monkey

by MONEY BOY JON March 21, 2025

John

takes veiny ah dih to his ahh. scores lower on multiple choice exams than everybody else too.

That guy is def a John.

by PxssyDestroyerX March 28, 2025

John

Something Alright.

That Movie was John.

by GreenNix April 22, 2025

John

John

Guy: How is John doing
Guy2: good

by lebronjames’s “dic”tonary April 23, 2025