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Hookah Jerking

When smoking a hookah with friends, one when having the hose pauses his smoking keeps it and tells a story or talks for a long time.
"**Breath**" "Dude you know what i did last night i played cod6 and i..."

"Stop Hookah Jerking, you hookah whore!"
by Adiopatichypersomnia November 20, 2009
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Jimmy jerk

An Jimmy jerk is where someone by the name of Jimmy jerks you off.
Oh man my nigga Jimmy just gave my the best Jimmy jerk yet?
by Rannypal240@gmail.com June 10, 2018
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wave jerk

Similar to a circle jerk, a wave jerk is when a group of guys all join in on a Google Wave session and, using some video extension, all jerk off to the same porn video.
ThunderCat4000: yo after i log off dis game i'm havin a wave jerk wit my frenzz wanna join? we're redtubin it baby.
by bassbaboonist November 5, 2009
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Jerk Teeth

“You’re telling me you haven’t mastered the jerk teeth?”
by Jamie rogers July 14, 2022
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jerk off

meaning to pull off too quickly, in some type of vehicle, i.e. golf cart.
"Don't jerk off!!!"
by LPGA pro May 17, 2009
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Circ Jerk

A massive squadron of men have an absurdly humungous fap sesh in a circular fashion. The 40+ men must then unload there precious fruit juices onto a young man by the name Ben Sugerman. He craves their fruits, and he must be chained to the floor, for the protection of the multiple circ jerkers. If not chained, Benny would ferociously jump and try to eat the jerkers dicks because in his mind, they are rather delicious, and he is not afraid to bite down. Post jerk, Sugerman plays and rolls in the semen, trying to drink as much as he can. He has never left the jerk site, for there is just too much juices from him to lick up in a reasonable amount of time.
We had a 100+ Circ Jerk on Ben, and they had to chain him on all limbs and his neck, for his thirst was unreal.
by Waffle Sauce January 14, 2013
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seedless jerk

A an elitist person (pothead) smokes only sinsemilla which means 'without seeds' in spanish. This type of marijuana is far more potent than schwag or regular marijuana with seeds, as well is more expensive, so sinsesmokers are considered elitest, and thus referred to as jerks. (seedless jerks prefer hydro over any other type of marijuana, but if need be, they will smoke regular pot too.
"That Hajera chick is such a seedless jerk, she only buys grams or 8ths! Dang, she must be a baller!"

regular pothead- Passing a blunt, 'wanna hit this?"
seedless jerk- Pulls out a pipe, 'why don't we taste some of
this kush first?'
regular pothead- you're such a seedless jerk!

Erod- 'yo, nigga, I got some schwiggity'
Haj- 'you KNOW i prefer the female!"
Erod- 'seedless jerk!'
by Hajera December 18, 2007
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