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jamaigutan

Jamaigutan is a feverish sickness. From the dense rainforests of Jamaica.

Symptoms
Fever
Headache
Whining
Itchy red rash covering most of body
Followed by bright orange hair

The sickness in it’s final stages rapidly morphs the afflicted. Into somewhat of a Wereorangutan or Wereorang.

The only known cure is to watch COOL RUNNINGS.
PS. This is just for fun, like the werewolf legends.
Have you been checked for Jamaigutan. If not I could be come a Jamaigutan.
by Jamaigutan February 14, 2021
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Jamaican Cream Supreme

A few hours before, eat loads of guacamole and avocado, then drink lots of water. During sex, let rip on your partner and the green excrement will look like a Callaloo dish.
Them: What was that?!
You: Just the good ol’ trusty Jamaican Cream Supreme!
by Your nan and her cat February 27, 2021
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