italian sniff

When you and your boss are in a sub/dom relationship, but the roles are reversed and the boss lets you “get one back”, usually involving unprecedented and potentially pain-inducing access to the genital region of the boss. The air exhaled by the boss when they realize it is a mistake is referred to as an Italian sniff.

When I imagine an Italian sniff, I think of Lukaku on his back using Conte's shaven beansack as a punching bag.

by ChelskiBad4Bidness December 11, 2020

itabit

The response to smh. Is there a brain in there?

Dick: I can't believe you did that. smh.
You: itabit
Dick: What's itabit?
You: What's smh?
Dick: Shaking my head.
You: Is there a brain in there?

by Caprico December 11, 2020

Italian Car Wash

An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.

Man, I sent Elizabeth's parents the video of our Italian Car Wash.

by Indian Alladin December 19, 2020

Italianismylanguage

Cringe, fucking cringe

Guy 1: Italianismylanguage
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK CRINGE! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by cloot March 12, 2021

italika tuneada

A scooter commonly used by nacos and robbers to flee from the police after stealing your phone.
Usually they have an extremelly loud exhaust, neon lights, ugly stickers and no lights at all.

"No carnal, ayer unos nacos en una italika tuneada me bajaron el celular y la cartera"

by TSURUTUNEADO March 12, 2021

Italian Creamstick

An Italian cream stick is where you rip off the end of a Italian bread stick, shove your dick into the breadstick and then cum in the breadstick and feed it to somebody.

"we had pasta that night so I gave her an Italian Creamstick for desert"

by Excalliburrito March 31, 2021

Italian mobster

A member of the Italian mafia

Francesco your a fat Italian mobster and a traitor to your country. Mama mia

by planeboy July 3, 2021