sock squid

When you jerk off and cum in a sock and then turn it inside out. It's a sock squid!

Ryan left all his sock squids on the floor when he forgot to clean up after himself!

by yeahimokwut March 01, 2009

lucky sock

A lucky sock is what you use to clean up all the cum you got everywhere, you fucking messy shit

"Shit! I gotta go find my lucky sock and fix this!"

by Salami Toast March 17, 2017

sex with socks

Sex with socks is the most enjoyable kind of sex. It is when you wear socks while pounding ur dick into a sexy women's pussy while rubbing and squeezing her huge tits and licking them and shoving ur face into tits while drooling and enjoying the puusy

I just had amazing sex with socks with that girl (s)

by 16 titular February 16, 2023

Carpet Sock

Another word for a vagina, more commonly associated with a bush above it. The sock, in this case being a vagina, and the bush being the carpet. The foot to this sock would be associated with your penis.

“Damn that tinder chick I met had such a nice carpet sock!”

by CarpetSockMan June 18, 2021

action sock

A military garment used for extended periods on operations to catch male nocturnal emissions, thus preserving the cleanliness of ones sleeping bag

I was thinking of the missus last night and had to use the action sock

by Action Sock February 20, 2015

Nike socks

A sock that you use to cum in

Max:my Nike socks was Gooey
DJ:did you cum in your sock again

by Jsfkhkxmckbke April 10, 2021

Sock Apple

A disgusting apple that tastes like it has been living inside of a sock. Usually found in things like school lunches and cafeteria food.

I cant eat this, its a sock apple.

by desertbears July 10, 2010