car blanch

Car blanch is J.C.'s bastardization of the French 'carte blanche'. Meaning: Unrestricted power to act at one's own discretion; unconditional authority

Usage: Rather than observe military custom and courtesy, J.C. chose to send an email, questioning the decisions of leaders, car blanch. In his email, replete with its own grammatical errors, he criticizes them for not checking grammar.

by Yoo ahh. December 11, 2013

car vertigo

When you're sitting at a stop light and a truck/car next to you rolls back a little, you immediately STOMP on the brake even though you're not moving. Your brain thought you were moving forward because the other vehicle was moving back.

In traffic, a vehicle next to you moves backwards but really it appears you are moving forward so you freak out and brake even harder so you don't hit the car in front of you. You have experienced car vertigo!

by ladeebug June 02, 2007

Car seggs

Usually in rocket league (or real life for professionals); the act of putting one’s exhaust pipe in another’s rear bumper.

Instead of driving to work, I had car seggs. Yes, 3 people died but it was worth it.

by January 15, 2021

Car Convo

When u pull up next to a friend on the road and start chating from window to window

I had a car convo with Max today, I almost crashed.

by Will Sherman November 15, 2007

Bumper cars

When to guys bump there dicks together until one busts

I didn’t know Nathan was gay until I saw him playing bumper cars with me dad

by Jeff5362874 October 07, 2020

car krumping

The act of krumping to a song in your car, mainly done from the torso up.

I was mad car krumping to that new Black Eyed Peas song this morning.

by Imma B. January 26, 2010

car bee

a bee that hangs around your car from the heat and heaps of dead bugs plastered throughout the car.

I hate fighting off these car bees for these delicious heeps of squished and crusty bugs

by hover September 15, 2006