tube steak smothered in underwear

A term to describe a an erect penis that is ready to use. Similar to tube steak.

"What do you want to eat?"
"How about a tube steak smothered in underwear."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 05, 2005

Test Tube Baby

A baby that comes from a test tube

H2Hoe/Mimi is a Test Tube Baby

by TigerBlack May 09, 2019

putting toothpaste back in the tube

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

by yO'Neill February 28, 2008

YTT (You Tube Time)

Wherea 1 minute video on youtube seems like 5 minutes real time, 2 minute video seems like 25. This is multiplied exponentially until you reach the 10 minute video cap placed by youtube so they aren't to blame for you dying while watching their site. Thank you technology for giving us all the attention span of a goldfish.

Ex 1:
Dude: "I'll be over in 3 minutes."

Chick: "You live 2 hours away?"

Dude: "3 minutes YTT biotch!"

Ex 2:
Dude: "Damn B, that video on youtube is 4 minutes long?!"

Chick: "This better be a damn good video; I got sammiches to make!"

YTT (You Tube Time)

by slantyshanty October 13, 2010

Test Tube Baby

When you fill a condom with cum, then give it to your partner and they do whatever with it.

I gave Trish a Test Tube baby.
Aren't you afraid she get pregnant?
She was thirsty at the time.

by SuperDevilDude85 August 31, 2010

tube sock baby

A rather controversial method of conceiving a baby by way of tube sock ejaculation. It is unknown how this process actually functions as a technique become impregnated, although, it is unsurprising that it has been done.

Kizzy unexpectedly conceived a tube sock baby after a fun-filled night of crack smoking and dick sucking.

by the sniper August 25, 2006

tube steak and white gravy

When one guy gets sucked off by someone else and their partner gets to lap up all the spooge that is dripping off of their guy's home-grown sausage and meat balls.

When I come back from a sweaty day of work me and my man always know what to give each other for an after dinner dessert...tube steak and white gravy. We like to take the time to work each other over for seconds and thirds.

by Happy Wolf July 26, 2008