Shet-Bag

A Valley-girl expression; a form of Dumb-Shit.

Someone who is completely and utterly oblivious to their stupidity and have to be called a Dumbshet in order to realize the fact.

"Let's go to CHANNEL to see if the new silver beaded clutches are in stock!"
"It's pronounced SHA-NELL, you shet-bag.. Duh?"

by Jakeypook June 8, 2009

bag getter

Person who "Secures the bag" or rather "Accomplishes their goals/acquire money".

Fuck you jit, I'm a bag getter.

by critiqueG59 May 27, 2020

jag bagging

The act of standing around not doing much of anything of value. Often times includes shooting the shit with a group of people and not paying attention or not doing what you are supposed to be doing.

A great big buck ran out in front of us while deer hunting. Too bad we were smoking cigarettes and jag bagging and never got a shot at it.

by camp 9 September 20, 2010

bag playlist

A playlist that is listened to when sad.

My girlfriends just broke up with me. Time to turn up the bag playlist

by Skidude22 September 4, 2015

tech bags

Pejorative term for tech workers, a derivative of 'douche bag'. These people will push up the cost of living so high, cool people will no longer be able to afford to live in the city. They will infiltrate your neighborhood, destroy everything you hold sacred, and fill the neighborhood bars with cocky, over-paid pricks asking questions like "what's with all the fags around here?" Before you know it, everything will become trendy, overpriced, fake and there won't be anywhere to park. Seattle and San Francisco are two of the recent 'casualty cities' that have been overrun.

"Yeah everything went to shit when all the tech bags started moving here..."

by fupa troopah October 19, 2019

Qwag Bag

A total moron or douche that acts stuck up. One is a QWAG BAG when they act like a dick. A dumb dick

David: Did you hear that Brad ate that expired applesauce?

Spencer: Yea he’s such a Qwag Bag

by Mackdaddycam June 10, 2019

Bag Bang

When a person is feeling "randy" and is better than hogging, but not above the fuglies and has a bag handy.

Step-by-Step: 1. Place bag over ugo's head. 2. bang ugo.

Jon: I'm going to cut you from work and add on Kristal.
Tina: maybe you should, and then you can bag bang after
Jon: bag bang?
Tina: yes bag over her head whilst banging
Jon: I like it

by JohnnyBxo December 7, 2010