skin pollution

Tattoos.

He's dun hizself under wit all dat skin pollution.

by GunDawg March 6, 2023

Skin Bath

That perfect temperature and moisture content where the surrounding air feels like and extension of your skin.

It’s really nice outside, we have some skin bath weather today.

by Alpagé May 14, 2023

Skin Pet

If cats and dogs are fur babies, actual babies must be skin pets.

Hey, did you hear, Jessica's pregnant with her second skin pet!

Hey, nice skin pet you got there.

by Pyra420 April 22, 2023

Skin Winch

Penis.

Note: Most effective when said with thick Aussie accent and preceded by "me" rather than "my".

Kate was so excited to finally see me skin winch.

Nah bro, the missus has to work tonight so I'll just be at home yankin me skin winch.

No homo, but Dave has the biggest skin winch I've ever seen.

by WackoJacko11 July 2, 2017

Elephant Skin

Having elephant skin means you don’t care what other people think of you.

Beverly isn’t a snowflake, she doesn’t care what anyone else thinks of her. She’s got elephant skin.

by Troll face McGee December 15, 2019

skinning dessert

to masturbate. similar to when skinning dessert, masturbation requires kream.

ex:man dont fornicate just skinn your dessert

ex: my boyfriend cought me skinning my dessert

Ex; eww he was skinning dessert on the bus today

by the skinner April 4, 2010

Elf-skinned

A name for a small with shriveled skin. Squatlander, munchkin, dwarf, midge, little big man boy, thungoid, tassel-tot, ect.

The dog-headed elf-skinned harlot, Darwin squatted on his mushroom and offers drugs to pedestrians.

by Banana Hammie November 14, 2019