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BRUH WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU GOD DAMN KNOW WHAT SEX IS YOU IDIOT! SOME PEOPLE ARE INFECTED WITH CANCER AND THEY CANT EVEN FUCK AND YOUR MAKING FUN OF THIS PIZZA ASS SHIT! MACDONALDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CLOWN.
This is an example of when the male retard proceeds to remove his cloths and starts with a crouch position on his female sex doll cause hes to cheap for a real one
by fjwefgg uhj June 14, 2018
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Sex

What every horny motherfucker wants to do have ;)
Olivia went into her best friend Daisy's room.When Olivia went into Daisy's room Daisy starting kissing her and started touching her big tits and said “Olivia this might be weird but I want to have sex with you I know we’re just friends but you make me so horny I can’t get you off my mind the way I would be fingering your sweet cunt or the way your tits would be bouncing when I fuck you with the strap on or the way I would eat you sweet pretty pussy out or marking you up putting hickeys on your beautiful neck and thighs, the whimpering mess you’d be in begging mummy for more and wanting to cum and when you cum mummy will clean you all up with her mouth if you would let me I could do it right here right now would you like that sweet girl” Daisy said.“fuck Dais I’m so fucking wet please mummy do all of what you would say make me cum please” Olivia Whined. “Ok sweet girl what you want you’ll get” Daisy pushed Olivia onto her bed and starts undressing her and kisses her neck and fingers her until she cums
by Sexy-Horny-Bitch July 9, 2022
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sex

doing the dishes and respectfully staying away from anyone you're interested in doing unholy things with.
Chad: "Let's sex."
Stacy: "Let's sex."
Chad and Stacy: Doing the dishes and respectfully staying away from each other.
by dogflesh69 January 31, 2021
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sex

Something I have never have but I am desperately horny and I get off to Ariana Grande.
Ben: Bro i just had sex for the first time with amanda
Me: *dies inside*
by Gogo seeweed May 10, 2022
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Sex

S: Support her when she needs it
E: Enjoy our time together
X: play the Xylophone for her
Sex is great!
by Shiro Sutherland June 4, 2019
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Sex

Put the thing in the thing and babies happen makes you feel good
Ooooh yeah HARDER I'm enjoying this sex
by Jorgelover4lifeandbeyondd April 3, 2017
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SEX

When pp go in women hole to make both feel good or make human
Male: Pp in let’s sex
Female: uggggghh yes daddy harder
by BiG PP MASTER March 21, 2021
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