Water my spice garden

masturbate

"I have to go water my spice garden."

by ChloroformSalesperson January 30, 2021

Better Homes and Gardens

Better Homes and Gardens is the fourth best selling magazine in the United States. The editor in chief is Stephen Orr. Better Homes and Gardens focuses on interests regarding homes, cooking, gardening, crafts, healthy living, decorating, and entertaining. The magazine is published 12 times per year by Dotdash Meredith (formerly Meredith Corporation)

Better Homes and Gardens is mentioned in the song "I Save Cigarette Butts" by Daniel Johnston.

by rdesgatrsygh May 26, 2023

Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gate

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.

"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"

by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011

Enchanted adventure garden

Vagina

Wow, she's hot. I'd love to get into her enchanted adventure garden!

by Drooty December 16, 2015

garden style

A one to three floor apartment building usually without an elevator, or more accurately all the fun of living at the SPCA if it was conjoined with a middle-school band class.

I wanted to find a condo, but I'll keep living garden style until I'm driven mad by my neighbors saxophone solos.

by BTB9077 April 27, 2017

Gardening

Smoking weed, specifically smoking plant as the term usually excludes dabs or waxes

"Hey, lets go gardening!"

"No thanks, it makes me paranoid."

by Shit_just_hit_the_fan3435 May 27, 2024

mud garden

You've got the liquid shits so bad you hose the mud garden

Had some serious chilli and now it's time to hose the mud garden

by Jimmy neutron boy wonder February 1, 2017