Bed Hugger

Someone who stays in bed all day & never seems to get out of bed cause of being too lazy. Being stuck to the bed 24/7.

Their older brother doesn't come out of the room very often because he rather be a bed hugger.

by S.M.Shorty06 August 23, 2011

Hard Bed

A word used to describe a very pleasurable bedframe, for sticking up your ass.

Usually has nice ridges and is smooth.

Hey bro, I just got off of my Hard Bed!

Ooh, that's hot! How was it?

Good man, but It smells like shit now.

by Flakersonnium Jakkersonium October 18, 2022

wet-the-bed

Someone weak. To not have control over one's bodily functions. To be a pussy.

That damn wet-the-bed gave me all his lunch money because I said I'd kick the shit out of him. He even promised me to give it to me tommorrow!

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

Amber Heard the bed

Pop culture reference for shit the bed

Johnny Depp's career really Amber Heard the bed

by floydtaylor April 24, 2022

make his bed

When you have dirty, dirty, dirty sex on your Boo's gay BFF's bed and feel (slightly) guilty about it in the morning.

"We're going to have to 'Make his bed' tomorrow before we leave so he doesn't sleep in our, you know" , said Boo.

by mazzok May 23, 2016

Strapped to the Bed

it is the definition of someone who either brags about sex or says they have too much sex

Joe: Dude did you go to ______'s party last night?
Jeff: Oh yeah dude I got laid like 7 times there
Joe: -awkward stare- dude you are so strapped to the bed
Jeff: huh?

by loverrssss3XxX May 20, 2010

bed shitter

Calvin making his picks

You really are a bed shitter when it comes to placing football bets.

by Tuneball September 10, 2008