Horny nigga

When a black nigga is horny and wants to fuck the ever living shit out of there body pillow

“Bro I’m a horny nigga.”
“Same bro”

by Biggestniggerdick April 22, 2021

Wing Horny

When you haven't been to a cheap wing night in a while and you just need some hot wings inside of you.

Thank god it's Wednesday tomorrow, I'm really wing horny right now.

by crispy42957 December 6, 2011

Horny Toad

A dude that will screw anyone or anything... aka creep, looser or freak

Horny toad dude: Hey your new at this school what you doing tonight wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Get lost creep!
Horny toad dude: Do you have a sister, does she wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Didn't I just tell you to get lost! Looser!!
Horny toad dude: How about a brother, does your brother wanna go to my place and screw?

New girl at school: What part of get lost don't you understand. Why don't you just go screw a blow up doll! You freak!!!

Horny toad dude: Well either you, your sister or brother wanna go to my place and screw my blow up doll with me?

by MyHappyLilBanana December 23, 2018

Horny Jail

A jail for horny and perverted people. What else would it be?

Person 1: I'm so horny right now.
Person 2: *BONK* GO TO HORNY JAIL!

by Byakuya's left sock July 9, 2021

Horny Sex

its wen a man and a woman are very HORNY AND REALLY WANT SEX LIKE NOW AND THEY CANT TYPE THIS ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY ARE HAVING HORNY SEX! OH SHIT MY BF JUST STOLE MY LAST TAMPON dammit! ........ he just shoved one in my vagina.... take it out i want SEX!

i have horny sex @ 9:30 'til 9:30 in the morning*~abie~*

by tampon girl May 27, 2009

Horny Holocaust

(noun) When a male going on a long sexless streak gets an erection around a large group of people while looking at a pretty girl, and in a fit of lust kills them all with his erect penis until he cums.

John: What happened to the Jones?

Mike: Little Billy went on a Horny Holocaust, its been weeks since he's had a date.

by Crickbertius182 June 25, 2009

Horny Mushroom

A mushroom monster in the game MapleStory, it has a blue spiky top, giving it the name "Horny Mushroom". Its name is isint as funny as Pianus however.

Mapler1: Dude I got killed trying to kill 20 Horny Mushrooms at once!

Mapler2: Thats not the only thing thats horny around here!

Mapler3: GIVE ME MONEY!!!!!!

Mapler4: noobs...

by Splek February 19, 2009