Calvin's Hair

A phenomenon that occurs under Calvin's hat. Its existence is unknown and is rumoured to quite literally be nothing.

What's under Calvin's hat?
Calvin's Hair.

by funnynumber6969696969 May 3, 2023

emma's hair

most beautiful thing you've ever seen

have you seen her hair?
yea she must have Emma's hair.

by kabobs June 14, 2015

Headset Hair

The indent you hair has when you wear a headset or headphones for too long.

Dude, how long have you been wearing those headphones?
About 2 hours, I'm gonna have some serious Headset Hair.

by DeathByRPG February 17, 2015

gouch hair

the hair b/w the ass hole and the penis.

G-d dammit josh why is ur gouch hair sticking out of ur pants?

by UncleSamPatriot January 30, 2017

Shark Hair

Hair that stands up like a shark fin, usually in the morning after going to bed with wet hair. Similar to Bed Head

Hey Dad, you have got great shark hair this morning.

by papa_eos August 4, 2012

rouge hair

A hair that doesn't seem human that pops up on your body

I was getting my back massaged when my lady was like what is this rouge hair growing on your back all about

by AUWFT August 13, 2016

K-hairing

When you try to tell your girlfriend what your feeling, but instead of listening she just says K and plays with her hair as if it was more important.

I can't even talk to her anymore, it'd be one thing if she didn't care, but this is even worse.

What's she doing man?
She's K-Hairing the entire time without even looking at me.

by Sy23 April 17, 2012