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glass hamburger treat

A large piece of ground beef with bits of a broken beer bottle glass mixed into it. This is used to kill dogs running around in your neighborhood without a leash because stupid neighbors don't want to obey leash laws. Make sure the pieces are small enough to go undetected by the dog.
I used a glass hamburger treat to kill my neighbor's dangerous pitbull. Take that!
by Tweedle January 21, 2008
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Glass-bottom boat

A sexual act that involves a person squatting and defecating on a glass table while another watches from below.
John paid the hooker for a glass-bottom boat but I had to clean it up.
by MeowMeow master March 12, 2010
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Hoi Without Glasses

Another word for nudity. Derived from the Deity Hoi who is naked unless he is wearing his glasses.
OMGWTFBBQ this French movie has Hoi without glasses in it.
by Yaziyo August 18, 2006
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Glass Of Water Girl

A seemingly attractive female whom many men have fallen for initially, only for them to notice her dull personality.
You could send the funniest joke to this girl and the best reply you'd get would be 'lol' or 'lmao'. Often there's a chance for her to not respond at all.
Anyone dating the Glass Of Water Girl will grow up to become a middle-aged white man in a childhood sweetheart marriage that neither spouse is interested in anymore.
Eugene: Ugghh I sent this hilarious meme to jacky and all I got as a reply was ''Lmao'', I tried to continue the conversation and she just left me on read.
Donald: Hey man, she's not worth it, she's just a goddamn Glass Of Water Girl.
by Not Chirpy June 29, 2021
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Tall glass of STFU

The STFU frase is used to imply that you need to shut up because your actions or your words are biting you in the ass and making you look like a fool. The tall glass compares to a tall glass of beer/wine meaning a big amount. #calm down
Taylor Swift is announced at the 2009 VMA's.

Kanye rushes to the stage in the middle of her speech to let the world know that Beyonce has one of the best videos of all time.

Kanye, that was beyond rude, you look like an ass for doing that. You need to go back to your seat and drink a tall glass of STFU.
by InfinityPrincess19 December 17, 2018
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Underwater Seein' Glasses

The mask-like device that a redneck diver or swimmer places on his or her face which allows them to see underwater.
Bubba: Hey , Brandi, you seen my underwater seein' glasses? I dropped my truck keys in the pond agin and gotta go look fer 'em.
Brandi: Yeah Bubba, they right there- on your big ole head.
Bubba: (reaching up and scratching at his big ole head) Well shut my mouth, they sure are! A yuck, yuck.
by Texaswonderwoman April 22, 2013
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woes-coloured glasses

If someone sees things through woes-coloured glasses, they see things as being worse than they really are. Overly pessimistic view of things. Expecting the worst possible outcome. The opposite of rose-coloured glasses. Also spelled woes-colored glasses.
He's fearful and pessimistic of the future that he sees through woes-coloured glasses.
by ggaggamba July 4, 2015
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