A coffin that doubles as a tanning bed.. To stop gingers from stealing your soul during the night. Any ginger that tries to steal your soul will be instantly burnt by the powerful UV rays. They are scared to death by these fantastic contraptions.
When going to bed at a party with a ginger just remind everyone, "Quick into the ginger coffin! Our souls will be safe there!"
by Rara22 May 28, 2012
A bitch so classy, you can fuck her anytime, but she makes you wait until her divorce is final before you can fuck her in the ass.
by butttttttttsexxxxxxxxxxxxxxx July 01, 2010
A food served in school cafeterias that ensue hilarity and brings about thoughts of pigs with red hair.
by Dizzle Smizzle October 16, 2008
1: Did you hear Tim got into the national sailing team?
2: But I heard he's a ginger sailor - he can't be that good!
2: But I heard he's a ginger sailor - he can't be that good!
by HuffmanEnthusiast March 09, 2022
The god of all. Said to enslave humanity at the end of time. God Ginger Hippo is the king. Once bitten by a ginger hippo you automatically become a ginger hippo.
Person 1: Hey im going to church see you at 3:00.
Person 2: Church? Everyone knows the only god is God Ginger Hippo.
Person 2: Church? Everyone knows the only god is God Ginger Hippo.
by knifeguywithaknife January 16, 2011
Named after the legendary Cream drummer, Ginger Baker. A ginger faker is one who claims to be a quality drummer, but is, in reality, just shit. Crappily copping Ginger Baker licks is common amongst ginger fakers, as are unbearably long and equally crappy drum solos.
"Sammy talked himself up like crazy, going on about his ridiculous abilities behind the drum set, but we jammed with him today, and he's a 100% ginger faker."
by Tommy the Rock June 27, 2009
by buttwholeburns May 04, 2011