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Gary

A smart, funny, and all around great man who is a fierce friend! Gary works hard for his family and will everything necessary to make them happy. Gary is easy to talk to and a good listener. Garys love sandwiches with pickles. He's just a great guy!
Everyone needs a Gary in their life.
by movtin78 February 3, 2023
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Adams County Grits ALA Gary

The act of picking a stalk of sweet corn, shucking the individual ears, leaving them on the stalk, and inserting the ears into multiple asses. While inserted, the low inserted ear controls the tempo, as not to break an ear off in a participant's ass.
We drank a bunch of Miller High Life, grabbed some fresh sweet corn, and pulled of an Adams County Grits ala Gary. Joe was low man and Jerry got an ear of corn stuck in his ass.
by mailman2504 September 29, 2025
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Gary

noun
a large number of Cunts gathered together in a disorganized or unruly way.
"There’s a Gary of Cunts gathered in the street outside"

verb
(of a number of Cunts) fill (a space) almost completely, leaving little or no room for movement.
"the dance floor was crowded with a Gary of Cunts”
“I left the party because the usual Gary of Cunts turned up after closing time
by Gingerbreadandy November 18, 2025
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Gary

noun
a large number of Cunts gathered together in a disorganized or unruly way.
"There’s a Gary of Cunts gathered in the street outside"

verb
(of a number of Cunts) fill (a space) almost completely, leaving little or no room for movement.
"the dance floor was crowded with a Gary of Cunts”
“I left the party because the usual Gary of Cunts turned up after closing time
by Gingerbreadandy November 18, 2025
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Gary Floormin

Gary Floormin is the rival to florbis Greenwell. He appears in many gloomy comics that feature him. He is evil and despicable in every way.
Terence number 2: "Yeah, I think Gary Floormin is the best character in 'The Amazing Awesome Cool and Totally Tubular Adventures of Fforbis Greenwell'"

Bob: "Shut the fuck up dude"
Terence number 2 is really stupid
by froodoodeeleedoo667 November 19, 2025
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big Gary

big Gary (noun) - the homie; my dawg; a trustworthy friend typically male who is of close affiliation

*Not to be confused with ‘big g#y’
Yo what up big Gary”
Sounds good big Gary”
“big Gary” (calling someone’s attention)
“Is that my boy big Gary?”
by Funky_Funcle December 3, 2025
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Dirty Gary

The act of cumming in an envelope and then posting it to your ex first class whilst downing a pint of lager in the local Wetherspoons.
I’m gonna dirty gary the shit out of my slaggy ex
by Pantonator December 4, 2025
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