finger muffing

giving your friend a sneak attack with your index and middle finger up his bum hole

luke likes when it is finger muffing time

Jake: ah shit he just fingermuffed my asshole

Luke: Oh ya i did smell my fingers

by perry for president October 22, 2009

sticky fingers

Used to describe the aftermath of fingering a girls pussy.

"Dude, how far did you get with that chick?"

"Lets just say I walked away with sticky fingers."

by Silly Surfer Heather October 2, 2004

fingering her

First get her sexual aroused, then you penetrate your finger inside of her Vagina. You start with one finger, then two finger, then you fist, then push further penetrating your arm, now your other arm, slowly crawl inside her and take full control of her body.

Jemma: Oh baby finger me
*gives pedo smile*
*starts fingering her and taking control of her body*

by nice-shoes-lets-fuck April 17, 2014

middle finger

international understanding of 'fuck you'

Girl A: You're a lesbian right? You're just using Bob as a fake boyfriend, right?

Girl B: (holds up middle finger)

by Cheers128 July 14, 2010

finger tits

Popular juvenile term likening small, pointy breasts to a finger through a length of fabric.

Did you see the new girl in class? She sure does has an obvious set of finger tits!

by Mojave April 28, 2005

Salad Fingers

A series of cartoons on the internet. You guys already know the factual information, so here's my perspective on it.

Salad Fingers is a man who lives in a small shack in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland. He is severely mentally ill, possibly as a result of his isolation. It is evident how long he has been alone by his reaction to a little girl speaking to him- he becomes psychotic and frightened. It is clear he hasn't heard anyone speak in a long time.

Although Salad Fingers does not seem to wish to cause people harm, he has accidentally cooked someone and has a mysterious room full of meat on meathooks the origin of which is not explained.

I find salad fingers to be sad, just because it's hard to think about what everyday life is like for very disturbed people.

I don't know why, but I like salad fingers.

by thecityexists April 17, 2009

Chicken Fingers

1.) when a guy starts putting his hands down a girls pants, but then wimps out. pussy.

2.) a delicious fried snack.....made of boneless chicken!

1.) that fucking wimp was about to stick his hand down into her poonanie, but he got fuckin chicken fingers!

2.) hey, how about that time i was hungry and i ate chicken fingers?!

by Harry Segal, King of the Wild Frontier December 17, 2005