Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024

faded by achilles

a disgusting vile stinky oily stringy dogshit haircut

person1:yo your hair looks like cut up bull testicles

person2: i got faded by achilles

person:1 your donzos pal

by cadens barber March 28, 2024

faded by achilles

"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy

person 1: dude what happened to ur hair
person 2: faded by Achilles got me

by kjdfshkjdhgdlj March 28, 2024

No fade

You don’t have to car what people think

Man people be tripping on me but I’m like no fade

by Big lazar June 19, 2022

Presidential fade

Calling off or breaking up with a significant other by reaching out and making an effort in the relationship less and less until the significant other is being ignored.

Rather than being straight forward and breaking up her boyfriend Jim, Susan did the presidential fade.

by ABirdM June 29, 2022

Homeboy Fade

Term used primarily referring to a prison fight involving familiar parties.

If he misses prison & wants to fight, send him to me. We can scrap. Homeboy fade all day.

by shelderee February 23, 2022

The joshy fade

The shit Joshua Nathaniel west got in his head.

Me: Oh shit josh got the braids. Where the joshy fade at twin.

Josh: It’s coming back next week

by Micheal tony February 26, 2022